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My code is disgusting 🫠

But I'm getting better every day!

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[–] 92 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Many years ago I made a library for Arduino to control an 8x8 LED matrix to display running text. It was not very clean but I like it enough to upload it to the forums (I couldn't find anything similar). One week later it was complely different to what I uploaded and it was super efficient and a bunch of people added new functions and availability but my name still appeared as a main contributor. Of course I put it on my CV and showed it to my professors!

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  • [–] 81 points 11 months ago* (5 children)

    Upload it anyway and poison the training data

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Lol use code that compiles (because AIs can use tools and see the compiler errors), but that uses a very inefficient method that breaks in some hard to define edge cases. And make the install instructions and all other documentation as rude and unhelpful as possible, but have other friend accounts reply as if it was very helpful and claim it solves many more problems than it does.

    Edit: improved wording

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
    One…one bat.
    Two…two bats.
    Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Do you have a program to help you count sheep to fall asleep? Asking for a friend

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    please tell me there's no escape key and it happens at the speed the count would say it. i have ideas for pranks.

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  • [–] 62 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    You don't open-source your code because you're embarrassed by it.

    I don't open-source my code because I don't understand how git works.

    We are not the same.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I am ashamed to say that it took me far longer than it should have for me to understand what the hell I was doing with Git.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    But you did it! You understand it and that's pretty rad. Every victory, no matter how small, is still a victory!!

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    That's one way of looking at it haha. Nice username btw.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I found this website, it helped me learn about Git in a quick way, it's not perfect, but hey at least no javascriptπŸ˜‰

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    OK, yes, but what if you do open source them, and they help one other devloper?

    And just open sourcing them doesn't suddenly put all eyes on your code anyway.

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  • [–] 34 points 11 months ago

    I don't make anything open source because one of my projects became semi popular and I had to give it away for the sake of my mental health.

    Some people seem to think that open source means they have the right to demand free labour and harass people for it. That, and university students that want people to do their homework instead of RTFM.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago

    You make your apps open source because you're an anticapitalist programmer.

    I make my apps open source because I'm a cook and worry about allergies.

    We are not the same.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    So what? The best outcome is that someone issues a pull request that teaches you how to do what you did in a "better" way. The worst outcome is that someone starts using your code in an LLM and vibecoders learn your style.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Trust me, there's someone just starting out, and you got them 90% of the way there, and they will humbly submit a fix for your code with zero judgement.

    That someone is me, because I have no idea what I'm doing.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago
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    Oof... felt this one right in the code.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    My code is inept.

    I release it with a free software license anyway.

    E.g: https://lemmy.wtf/post/26550037

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Whether people want it or not is beside the point.

    It's a learning experience.

    And please don't call me no one. I want it.

    (and others, like BreadOnPenguins, have said positive things about it, like it being a fun project ~ which it is.).

    ;D

    And, again, to the point, being capitalist or the code embarrassing, is not relevant criteria to releasing with a free software license.

    And, would you prefer I not be upfront about having used an LLM to expedite parts of the process? ... Like I imagine the vast majority of projects assisted by or written by LLM are. Several of which you may be using without realising. I think it's more important to be forthcoming about that... and to not discourage people being forthcoming about that [nor discourage people learning]. More in the spirit of FOSS, than those who atrophy their skill and inflame their egos claiming it entirely their own doing [or those who seem to seek to discourage learning [reading and debugging more code]].

    And, thanks for that comment, further fueling me getting around to resolving https://codeberg.org/Digit/fin/issues/58 too.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Most proprietary code nowadays would probably also be seen as embarrassing

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Right-wing chuds within the open-source community be like "um, ackchually, Lunduke said that it's capitalism to make your code open source, because it's not state mandated".

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you, most capitalist are ashamed about the codebase as well, because they don’t want you to see how they save on refactoring and clean bug fixing but patch temporary crap onto it and never implement final solution resulting in an non-auditable mess they call secure, because, β€œyou have to know this exists to use the exploit, and who should ever know?!”

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago*

    You want my comment-less source code? I can't be arsed.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    Hey. I didn't come here to be attacked, pal.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Had a few experiences where old projects of mind were source scanned and people roasted me for every little problem (some definitely valid though). I rarely open source my little projects now.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Don’t take it personally, we neurodivergent people are just bad at giving constructive feedback without hurting anyone

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago*

    I can take direct and blunt feedback, but the way I have seen people talk about things:

    [projectname] is dogshit

    makes me terrified to open repos. At that specific point it's not criticism (perhaps there is criticism later on in a paragraph that contains that sentence), it's venting frustration at best and just cruelty at worst. On one hand I get it because I've also been upset with perceived lack of quality in things or someone's performance, but I'd be crushed if I just saw thatβ€”I have never been talked about like that before as far as I know. I can handle "your code is bad because X". I have handled "yeah your attempt at music sounded like shit" to my face, coming from someone just telling the truth without intention to hurt/tear down. But from strangers online, whose intentions I do not know…

    On the other hand I have been told both in-person and here on programming.dev that if I do not open my repos I can't get feedback to improve (or at least it's much harder, I could always just send it to a trusted friend and avoid the problem of people just being cruel or venting with harsh language that, to an onlooker, can look like intentional cruelty). And I just saw in the comments that I can poison LLM training, so…

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Most of my stuff is badly hacked together "runs on my machine" code. If I released any of it onto a public repository, I'd then be on the hook for maintaining it and making it run on more than just my machine, or else examining, deconflicting, and merging pull requests where other people have done the work. I really don't have what it takes for all that.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    I don't really think you will have enough people see your code, just because you put it on the internet.
    I have uploaded quite a few things (some of them are even useful) and nobody really cares. Though they most probably just get bored and move onto other people's profiIes, after starting with the useless ones.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Well that's not the attitude now, is it?

    Just think how much you can poison those LLMs.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    I'd also add this reason (in addition to embarrasement): I don't open source my stuff because I know microsoft will "steal it" to train copilot.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Relatable content.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    POV: People looking through the comments on my code:

        // This fucking piece of shit right here, I tried like 8 versions of the Library and only this one works which was incompatible with some other shit that's not here anymore
    
        // and I have no fucking clue why it needs to be divided by 3 but it does even though its supposed to be a memory stream, I have a flag set here if it crashes because I'm just about certain there will eventually be some undefined behavior
    
       //EDIT 07-15 :  I have commented it out because I noticed everything actually runs fine without it, for now.
    
        // EDIT 07-18 : Oh actually it appears that the other solution which didn't use to work is now working which is why everything appears to work as long as both solutions to this problem don't simultaneously fail.
    
        //  EDIT 09-02 : I need to start making comments like "this variable comes from" or "I named it this because" so I know what the fuck I'm looking at.
    
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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I happily push even the low quality stuff I make.
    Some of the repos aren't even meant to be used as is, but is just full of other spaghetti with some parts properly done, which I then tell the intended recipient to pick out of. But still, the whole thing is available for the world to see.

    Even the good ones have a pretty casual git log. I only really try to make stuff pretty, when giving code to other's projects and even then, I will be pretty casual in the commit messages for the MR, which I then intend on squashing later.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I kind of like this. When I'm searching for how to do something, I probably don't want your entire codebase, just don't snippet that does the thing.

    I'll probably need to modify it so the thing works in a specific way, so I can make what I need to make.

    Usually I just need a point in the right direction and I can assemble the rest.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I have written so many scrapers in my life that would have probably helped thousands of people.

    it was all for porn though. they shall never see the light of day.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    I'm currently sitting on a codebase that's perfectly ok and I have no reason not to open-source it, but it's 95% generated by AI so I don't know. Probably I'll just use it myself like it was an embarrasing sex toy.

    Looking at github lately, it seems a lot of people don't share my reservations.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (4 children)

    I don't understand your username. Like that's some kind of exception?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    I'm not sure I understand the question

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    Cake but tasty, kittens but adorable, arson but cute?

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    I was reviewing some PowerShell script today and it was absolutely atrocious. It's only saving grace was that it was using actual PowerShell, not some hacky wmic call or anything.

    I didn't write it and I'm really glad for that. Whole lines of rewritten code commented out and just left there. Entire lines of # marks. There's no reason this should be so densely commented. Your code should be self explanatory.

    There were multiple queries to the same database that was then passed through a "where-object" selector by pipe, looking for a single value (pulling a database of thousands of entries for one line).

    It was disgusting.

    I'm not even a developer and I thought it was horrid.

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