This really smashed my dick with a hydraulic press
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Free top surgery if I read?
Omfg this is a song
Idk if it's just the mobile version but that website is designed horribly, I spent five minutes simply trying to get the whole name of the song to show up, as I was curious how much of what was written above is in the song name, but no matter what you can't see it. Turning my phone sideways just made a thing on the side show up proportioning everything the same as before turning it sideways, the credits have the exact same issue with not showing the whole name, including while sideways, and I can't play the whole song since I need to sign up for the service. Idk how someone could make something worse than Spotify, but this definitely hit the mark.
For me (safari on iOS) a long press brings up an expanded title, although that song’s title is so unusually long I had to drag it to the far corner of the screen to see it all lmao
And you’re not going to share the results of your research??
It does use the whole name lol, but it's turns out it's just a 30 second song with completely irrelevant lyrics that are tastelessly screamed to the most basic drumming you've ever heard. I honestly don't even remember if it was anything other than drums, if there was a guitar or bass it was equally as basic as the drums and tuned right into them. All in all, 1/10, and that's an overstatement.
Unfortunately for me a long press, while ultimately bringing up a new menu, still doesn't scroll to the end of the song name lol even with further swiping and holding and trying all sorts of things. I'm on duckduckgo through android.
Help, now my manboobs have been blated off, everything is covered in blood and human fat tissue, and also I'm bleeding out!
We dont use that phrase "blow your tits off" nearly enough. :)
If The Onion is an actually serious journalist website, this will be their type of headline. They'll fully embrace sensationalist headline without being clickbait.
Ok but what happened?
What happens if you don't have tits? Or you do have tits, but are in another room when it's baking?
I mean, what happens if you don't have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?
1, you'll grow DDs just so they can blow off. 2, distance is irrelevant, there is no escaping the clickbait cup crumping curse.

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