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[–] 58 points 11 months ago (23 children)

I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago*

    Haven't seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.

    Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    I blocked that one. That means I'll live forever right?

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  • [–] -5 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    You have low standards if you consider this a joke.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn't throw stones about standards.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    But then the dad gives him another condom and a wink.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Unless the kid was planning on a single spoot per partner, he would need more than 3 condoms. Pharmacist should have warned him smh, lost business opportunity.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Started reading "Young lad" in the melody. Third word disappointed. Will go back to reading the rest now, just wanted to share my experience so far.

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