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[–] 10 points 11 months ago

Like sneezing out your ass

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    "Shitpost" is metaphorical.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    What if I told you, you don’t need coffee and just need fibre and be hydrated?

    Tea with no caffeine can do that too.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    I average about 25 grams of fiber a day and am well hydrated. About 20 minutes after my morning coffee there's a knock at the back door. When I answer, there's a mass evacuation that results in no evidence. It's quite refreshing!

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    [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Eat a few figs and a square of dark chocolate with that first cup. Also, make sure your bathroom has a grab bar.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Is Folgers in your cup. 🎶

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