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When you get right down to it, cereal is just cold breakfast soup (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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I'm sure someone has had this thought before, but this just hit me like a sack of potatoes this morning. Everything is soup.

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[–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Aren't humans just a soup?

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    • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    Toothpaste is just condensed tooth soup. Cream of tooth.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    That's what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Depends on how much milk you add to it. Personally, I see it as more of a breakfast stew; more solid food in the bowl than liquid.

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    • [+] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
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    • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    And hot tubs make human broth

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Uhg. Omg. Lol, it sounds terrible, but ive definitely basted in sweaty, skin particley, stale water that is a hot tub, many times before... and BTW, sex in a hot tub is not as fun as you think... in fact, it out right sucks, dont even bother.

    So sweat, skin particles, butt stuff, and cum... community hot tubs are terrible... sorry i went off there for sec

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    • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    The only thing I disagree with is the breakfast part.

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    No it isn't; I do make soup out of my cereal like other weirdos.

    I tried milk on cereal twice, puked both times. I just always ate dry cereal.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Doesn't your mouth get dry? Do you drink water while eating it? Do you use a spoon and bowl? What cereal do you eat?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I recently found out gluten was a source of trouble (probably coeliac but not confirmed just yet), so none anymore. However, for the first 30ish years of my life: cereal in a bowl with a spoon. Cinnamon Toast Crunch as an adult treat, other boring health cereals (some kinda bran thing, I think a Special K one at some point, etc.), and Alphabits a lot as a kid. Also sometimes Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, and others depending upon what we could afford. I would just have some normal beverage alongside it but I don't remember feeling particularly compelled to drink more.

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    • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    And everything else is just soup without the broth. E.g. steak soup, concrete soup, thermal nuclear warfare soup.

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    • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

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    [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    What slop

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    [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    Milk is only 34% of what you think it is

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