Congrats, you are now a refrigerator

You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building

Praise the Omnissiah

Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor

Granted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.

You are now Theon Greyjoy

Thulsa Doom kills your parents

You are now a sentient RSJ.