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[–] 26 points 11 months ago

In the meantime, we can expect AI to be at the center of more layoff announcements —whether people believe the job cuts are solely the results of AI or not.

If the AI bubble pops, you can bet the layoffs will be the result of AI, though not in the way people usually mean by this. Honestly, as much as I don't want to see what it does to the world, I'm still curious what would/will happen.

You simply cannot replace people with AI. The statement itself is nonsense. Even so-called "agentic" AI cannot replace an employee in all aspects of work. You would need AGI to approach that.

Like the article mentions, it's just an excuse to fire people.

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  • [+] 20 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    If you've ever used their printers you'd already know the company does not make consumer goods. They make soul sucking, joy draining, black holes of money, wrapped in a subscription service that locks all your purchases based on whatever the fuck they feel like.

    And the last time I had to open up an HP PC I cursed their existence. So much useless stupid plastic that makes repair/upgrade tedious to say the least.

    Fuck HP with all the printer cartridges that are still good but unusable because DRM greedy ceos.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    And the money trickles up to those highest on the pyramid. Classic

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Welcome to generic shit slop from hardware companies i guess

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Great, other companies have thought the same and they're sheepishly realizing that's not realistic. Let us know how it goes

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    For those unaware, HP recently secured one of the most idiotic deals I have ever seen a state-level government agree to: all laptops in Quebec purchased with public funds must be HP laptops. They said this will "encourage competition in the laptop market."

    I can't wait to see this new decision blow up in HP's face.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Who could have seen this coming?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    I wish I owned HP stocks so I could sell them immediately

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    This title is a bit funny. :D You had me in the first halve, not gonna lie.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Using AI, HP will “accelerate product innovation, improve customer satisfaction, and boost productivity,” Lores said.

    I'm so glad we're currently using Dell. If we had substantial buy-in to HP products, this nonsense would all but require us to switch to another vendor.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Anytime AI has been involved my customer satisfaction has gone down tremendously

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    They will save millions for a few years, but AI will make their already terrible company absolutely useless, and then go bankrupt and lose everything.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    AI is a wonderful tool capable of streamlining many tasks and making some things far more efficient.

    This is not what it is good for. This is idiotic. I can't wait to see this blow up in their face.

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    [–] 23 points 11 months ago

    We already knew that HP was a shit company. No change there.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    Only firing thousands, you can do better I dare HP to replace everyone with AI.

    I'll watch the fireworks 🍿

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    LLMs are such an unstable technology right now, literally changing every few weeks. I don’t understand why companies are willing to fold it into their workflows in the current state.

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  • [+] 16 points 11 months ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Leadership is definitely in deep echo chambers, and dont have the critical thinking skills to see it and change tac. That being said, its such a short-sighted attitude because, one again, laying off employees kills population wages ... so whose going to buy their products?

    I mean, you can always say "well, everyone else will!!!" But if every company is laying off employees because of AI, there will be nobody left eventually and boom, completely dead economy and society.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    I blame the drive to use anything new before the competitor does and gets an advantage, added to worse and worse IT departments that don't really know what they're doing. There could be some companies that have a good IT that just get overruled, of course.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    I predict failure.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    I removed every single HP device I could find in my house a few years back.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    The drivers and software for their printers is such garbage already even if the vibe-coding breaks them entirely I won't be able to tell the difference

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Reminder that HP created and maintains the biometric apartheid systems for the terrorist state of Israel

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    LOL. just hang around the parking lot at HP and management will call you back in an hour. Get a raise out of it.

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    [–] 15 points 11 months ago*

    Nike has an office in Memphis. They had about 30 people in HR. Now they have two and are working those people to death. The rest? Replaced with AI. No bullshit.

    Nvidia currently represents 15% of the total GDP for the United States of America. That's absolutely insane and should not be remotely possible.

    The AI bubble WILL burst and it's going to hurt.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    To be fair, it's not like HP software could get any worse.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    HP is so intentionally evil using AI might actually make their product more usable on accident

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago

    Imagine your printer launching ChatGPT to tell you print out an essay, telling you why you shouldn't replace your toner with off-brand version xD

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