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[–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Diving into a giant pile of mashed potatoes and gravy would feel so fucking weird, and incredibly painful if they were still super hot.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    At least I wouldn't have to worry about drowning because I would eat my way out no matter how deep

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    See, I don't know about that. They'd have dome weight to them, and they are quite dense, so there might wouldn't be any breathable air even if you could eat a space in front of your mouth for a second before it filled in again. This is turning into a real nightmare scenario and it's making me kind of uncomfortable thinking this hard about it.

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