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[–] 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That nickname makes no sense. Popeye has tiny biceps and huge forearms.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago

    Ah jokes aside, the body dismorphia is sad.

    Do not inject synthol, that is not the key to being happy with your body

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  • [–] 33 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    He is 100% not a bodybuilder. Wtf is with this article.

    Skinny loser with no drive to do the work.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Agreed lol. I just watched a documentary that had this very round pudgy guy that the UK narrator described as a “bodybuilder “. Maybe it means something different over seas…😂

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    Ima start calling myself that whenever I get asked why im eating a whole sleeve of oreos.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    And even if it didn't turn out this bad, his "after" pictures all looked dumb af. It doesn't even look close to real and actually make him weaker because he has to move extra useless weight.

    And the funniest part (assuming he's straight) might be that even if it worked out for him and it looked like he had massive muscles, beyond a certain point, it's more impressive to other guys and a turn off for most women.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Popeye's arms were inflated in his forearms, not his biceps. o.O

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    At least he won't die like a dog in a ditch in Ukraine...

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 11 months ago
    7 comments in c/randomshit@hilariouschaos.com view that post
    [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Not a bodybuilder.

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    [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I hope his mom's is still around to give a helping hand.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Well yeah, that will happen.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    injected petroleum jelly into his biceps

    No wonder the right looks up to Russia.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Send him to Ukraine for a fast and free hi-tech drone surgery.

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