it's always funny playing RE games and reading notes and you're like "why would anyone write this down and confess to this?"

"I ate frank in the PD holding cell,he protested,but I consumed him anyways. I don't feel right, it feels like that wasn't something I should have done..."

This is what makes RE good. That and the terrible acting/script of the first game.

Are we sure this is RE and not Portal 2?

Cyber psycho on the loose!

It's not that different from real life though

Nah, it's qualified fucking around.