If a fake laptop isn't fake running Linux I don't want it in my home.

Yeah, let's force our vision for mobile interface onto everyone's desktop. What could go wrong?!

I'd agree with you but I think in this case it doesn't make much of a difference

I would still take it over 11.

To be fair, in hindsight windows 8 is glorious compared to windows 11…

hey now. there was that three-year window, jan 2020 to jan 2023, where win8.1 was the best.

And rub your face all over it. They want to be near your smell, if they like you anyway.

Oh believe me that thing is toasty.

Windows 8 ia older now (13 years) than XP was when 8 came out (11 years). Feel old yet?

Windows 10 is almost as old (10 years).