So... There's a deep sea shark(?) that has an inner mouth like alien.

You reminded me of this guy confessing that he's never been close to a woman before.

"Personal", more like brainwashed

We need a bat signal, but for Chris Hansen.

This reminds me of a scene from Scrubs. I can't remember it well enough to find the scene, but it's something like:
JD: I memorized all 216 bones in the human body.
Janitor: There are only 206 bones in the human body.
JD: Then it appears I memorized 10 more than I needed!

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Garfunkel and Oats rule

"how do you turn off their dialog?"

Basically this was a post I found on Facebook about women not being allowed to have larger chins because "dei".