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[–] 155 points 1 year ago (12 children)

For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Now explain what that means please

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Product to make you have a bowel movement.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don't already have constipation)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don't stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don't get up off it one

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    When I was about 10, my digestive system just kinda halted. Doctors didn't know why; I didn't know why. It never happened before or since. But, they had me chug like a bottle of this stuff every day. Back then, (at least where we got it), it didn't even have the lemon flavor.

    Anyway, thanks for the PTSD. (Joking... kinda)

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Wait, how many days did this go on?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Oh who can remember. Several days at least. Basically until I had a bowel movement. They had given me a threshold of "if you don't go by this date come back" or something. That wasn't needed, that's all I remember.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.

    I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.

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    My kids would immediately drink that

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain't half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think a foreign exchange student actually be less likely to drink it.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They have a thing called hand cheese in Germany. It’s a relatively hard and mild cheese with high protein and low fat, so it doesn’t melt easily and is good plain as a snack. Anyway, you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand.

    Signed- a dumb foreign exchange student.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand.

    Eating customs are a hit different than just actually ingesting a bottle of laxative. Eating customs also aren't stated on a product.

    Whereas this is clearly labeled "magnesium citrate". My point being that while some American kids might not pay attention to what it says on the label, it'd make sense that a foreign exchange student would read the label and know what magnesium citrate is, or at least realise it's medicine of some sorts. Seeing as they're students, in an exchange program, they probably know the language somewhat.

    So I standby what I said.

    Your example is more akin to eating pizza with a knife and fork in Italy rather than chugging a bottle of laxative by accident.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago*

    ALCOHOL 0.025%

    Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Eww sprite. 7UP is better.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That thing makes me sick even if I drink just a little.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    You need to eat something first.

    Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.

    Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮

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