It's funny because his supporters are the same way
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Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down
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Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!
Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids
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