See, MAGA don't base morality on actions, they don't see good abd bad actions, they see good and bad people. They're loyal to Trump no matter what he does, even if he does something completely against their values. They assume democrats think the same way and they expect democrats to be hypocrites and say it's fine if Bill Clinton does it.

Some democrats might care, although I feel like Clinton's power has really fallen off so who knows.

It's not just that, an email leaked where Epstein told his brother that trump gave "Bubba" a bj...

"Bubba" is one of Clinton's nicknames. But trump literally and consentingly sucking a dick will hurt him more with his base than raping kids, even if it's not attached to a Clinton.

He thinks we won't go after someone on the same team. It's not meant to distract. It's meant to block.

We know this is much bigger than Trump. We know lots of rich people are involved. He has no idea that is the whole point.

For extra fun, try posing the statement to Google's AI mode and watch it try to pretend this isn't in the news right now, and then make up lies to protect Trump, until it realizes it can't a suddenly kills the conversation.

It doesn't matter, the rumor has even less legs than the couch fucking. No one on the left would believe it because he's never done anything for anyone else in his life, and no one on the right would believe it because "god president daddy ain't no queer!"

That's why he goes with the hoax is the parts that implicate me

I thought this was just some random silly comment. But apparently this is a thing

We need to spread this more.

The Epsteins buiseness model was basically "create blackmailable situations to sell to world leaders" and this is part of what Putin has on Trump. I saw another comment that basically said "a ring of pedophiles conspired with Russia to take over our country". Which is basically what happened and the people who voted for them got played, hard.

Maybe he's just angry that Bubba hit it and quit it.

At this point it doesn't even matter if it's true or not. The internet will MAKE it true.

Lol, I can't believe this us actually plausable with the evidence that came out. See, everyone? It's not all bad in this batshit crazy timeline.

It's like a five year old who accuses everyone else of doing what they are doing.

Clinton cares far more about his own reputation and legacy than his party or country. So not gonna happen.

That said, the funniest timeline ever would be

I did indeed have sexual relations with that man. Well, I tried to. He was so bad at it that I had to lay back and think of Hilary just to finish

Surely one of these old fucks must be feeling some remorse? What the f..

Unmarried bachelor president James Buchanan and his very very very good friend Senator William Rufus King would like a word.

Well, we already knows he likes 'em on the hefty side. On the other hand:

"I did not have sexual relations with that creep. I'd never want to stir Putin's porridge."