we get the Great Barrier Reef and lobsters the size of canoes?

The great barrier reef is full of boxhead jellyfish and the land is stuffed with spiders bigger than small dogs and snakes.

It’s been pissing it down in Melbourne all Spring so far. Great weather my arse.

Britain could do with better brunch culture though, minus the bizarre Australian urge to stop serving food the very instant lunch time or dinner time is over.

Well the UK used to send its convicts to a different colony, so they had to find somewhere new once treason had broken out.

I’ve never validated if this is true or not, but apparently the first police officers in Melbourne were selected from the best behaved prisoners.

Heh. "Penal"

A penile colony you say. 🤔

Think they still got room?

Speak English!

Now do jail/gaol.

interchangeable

source : grew up in and lived in london.

Not in Glasgow it’s not.