Waffle Stomping. ;)

I can't say I'm deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.

Pretty sure that's for a different purpose. A poop knife is for when you drop logs too big that they clog the toilet, you just slice them up a bit and down they go! I don't think using this to mush them would be as effective and satisfying, this would also definitely be harder to wash clean.

Yes, and I've found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!

That's just for pros.

Twas a thing back in thus Reddit days.

I'm very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!