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A drawing of a naked person being dragged away by a green demon; the drawing is surrounded by a border with various drawn mussels and clams. The caption reads “Monk 1: What are you drawing?
Monk 2: A poor soul being dragged to hell by demons.
Monk 1: Cool! And what are you planning to use as a border?
Monk 2: I'm thinking freshwater mussels.
Monk 1: That's really perfect.”
Monk 2: I sure hope my painstakingly hand drawn illumination won't be nitpicked by some smug jerk from the future.
Don't be shellfish.
I feel like this is what happens when 2 people work on different parts of a project without any kind of coordination between them
This could literally be a Dwarf Fortress randomly generated inscription.
Deacon: "Brother Ted, you've messed it up again. I clearly said I wanted a demon with giant muscles!"
Brother Ted: "But that's what I did. You can clearly see the mussels all around the border!"
IIRC mussels were “unclean”, so would that jive with the whole demonic sin thing?
I love these because it give us a glimpse into oldschool metaphors that were so, so obvious at the time. Like of course you're going to slap down some mussels on that hell talk because it's an unclean abomination.
And of course you're gonna give a pregnant women a pomegranate, and make sure jesus has a pelican. Why wouldn't jesus be hanging with a pelican? If not, at least make sure he's holding a fish and there's a shepherd in there somewhere.
The illuminaries were memelord shitposters.
Those demons… one is so over it, the other is shocked by the same exact thing for the 468733 time.
...and hell is inside a gigantic otter?
Middle-ages cloistered monks really had a lot of time on their hands and no other entertainment, so yeah, crazy art of whatever comes to mind.
Old medieval pages look so fascinating. Too bad the letters are so beautifully drawn that I can't even try reading what each word says.
Very strategic leg placement there.
What makes them freshwater mussels? They look like regular ones to my uneducated eye.
Fresh water mussels with a side order of tortured soul, yumm
We need to bring back the fancy art borders and drawings into books. I'm tired of reading like an adult.
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