Stickers make the computer go faster. Bonus points for hot rod flames.

I would tattoo a baby

Meh. Most of our laptops stay with the user until replaced. If not, they usually come off pretty easily, and a little goo gone does the rest.

If they're really troublesome, I'll just take it for myself because idgaf, or give it to an intern.

But then how people will know:

• what Linux distro I'm using,
• what programming languages I code in,
• what VTuber I could get a pack of stickers that I thought looked cool?

My problem is I'm always rocking an old thinkpad, and I don't want to "waste" any good stickers on something that could break at any moment. Better leave the stickers in a drawer.

Stickerbomb go BRRR

It's been awhile, but part of my job used to be removing this and still... If you can tell what color the laptop is, then you obviously don't like the computer that much.

In the roms of an Angel…

I was the sysadmin at a software dev, also responsible for purchasing and redistributing laptops. Fuck all your stickers! I expensed $3,213 worth of Goo Gone and paper towels!

"New hire coming, get them a laptop."

<looking at my pile of perfectly good, sticker covered laptops>

"I'll order a new one."

I'd check out that PowerPoint.

I just have specific subject instructional decks at this point, though they are all riddled with terrible jokes and puns.

Just how I like them.