What's grosser than gross ?

You.

Nah ah. You're face is gross.

"Doctor, you can remove your finger now.."

me licking his fingers..

"Ah, the salad just needed a bit more lube..."

Wait wait... 🤮

I am? If you say so :( Weekend ruined 😢🌧

I know this. I only shower and change my clothes once a week. And shockingly, I'm not homeless. I just don't have a very gooey body at age 43. Could never have gotten away with this in my 20s. But hey, I'm saving the rest of you a lot of freshwater resources, and those are pretty precious rn with the ground water tables emptying out, droughts, and AI data center stupidity all due to the Holocene.