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[–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It's not the smoking of bare foot pets that's prohibited in the building, that's just silly. Bare foot pets just have to stay outside the building while smoking. And rightly so.

If your pot bellied pig tries to go indoors without putting on shoes or putting out his cigarello first, that's on you for being a bad parent.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The pig has never been a problem. It's that damn elephant who refuses to wear his shoes. He's on a 'back to nature' kick that his yoga instructor convinced him of. Uuuugh!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you give your pets some little booties to wear, then they'll let them smoke inside the building

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is the sign Boots needs to quit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    I think it just means you can bring in you none smoker horse.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Remember to put the fire on your pets out before entering the building, and you are good.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That's really specific. I'd like to know the story behind it. At least I think I do.

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