Seriously though, has anyone had such an absolute grip on a US political party? Ever? George Washington had plenty of squabbling under him. Most dictators had more dissent.

Non-interventionism was an absolute core of MAGA; this would be like Hitler pronouncing "we love Jews!" and everyone lining up like ducks. And they are! /r/conservative is ecstatic...

In summary: "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing."

Great, so you’ve chosen to create a framework that makes this conflict an existential threat to your opponent. You’ve literally told them that they need to fight with everything they have. That’s a brilliant strategy you got goin’ on there.

He should just go there hisself and tell them what to do.

Go door to door and make the deal.

I wish someone in Congress floated regime change in the United States.

"Not politically correct". It's not a slur dumbass, it's just... kind of a crime? And also, definitely fighting words. The sort of thing that might get Iran to consider a regime change here.

Maybe he can go and be President there

I literally cannot imagine how anybody Trump picks would be any different from the asshole already running the place, tho.

Worked great in South America