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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"We must face the long dark of Vagina. Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs, in the deep places of the world".

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My first serious girlfriend was an absolute freak and almost ruined all my future relationships for me by telling me that, among other things, slamming it into her cervix was absolute pinnacle of sex for her.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The trick is to have a dick small enough that you never have a chance of hitting her cervix. Taps temple

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    G-Spot isn't even difficult to find e.e

    It's RIGHT THERE on the front wall. It's like going into a house and not being able to spot a ceiling fan because you're so obsessively fixated on what's down the hallway. For fucks sake.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How do you expect people to find the ceiling fan if they don’t even know how to use the doorbell.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I mean shit is a lot more convuluted than I imagined

    The existence of the G-spot has not been proven, nor has the source of female ejaculation.[4][5] Although the G-spot has been studied since the 1940s,[2] disagreement persists over its existence as a distinct structure, definition and location.[4][6][7] The G-spot may be an extension of the clitoris, which together may be the cause of orgasms experienced vaginally.[7][8][9] Sexologists and other researchers are concerned that women may consider themselves to be dysfunctional if they do not experience G-spot stimulation, and emphasize that not experiencing it is normal.

    It's social suicide to say this of course lol

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    I call it ringing the bell.

    Sounds fun, but it kills the mood

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Next you are going to say that you shouldn't treat women like they do in pornos.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Better for me, certainly not for her.

    I’ve certainly delved too deep and awoken some darkness.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The man delved too greedily and too deep!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    can someone give me the download link for the PC checker?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Sometimes it happens when you're a bit on the larger side and the girl has a shallow vagina shrugs

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The average penis is 6 inches long. The average vagina is 8 inches deep. That means that in New York City alone there is over 200 miles of unused vagina! (stolen)

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