Maybe it's just too late and I'm too tired... but how is this DESC?

It makes so much more sense this way.

Thanks, I hate it. I hate it BECAUSE I get it, to be clear. F'ing digits ...

I'm more bothered by the hour and minute hands having the same length.

Edit: make the minute hand shorter to make it worse

You sick son of a bitch.

Duodecimal clock > this. See you at B:00