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[–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Animals already have regional accents!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Koalas would be Bogan. "Luk at mee n ah'll scratch ye eyes owt ya pommy cant!"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I think cats would have outrageously fake french accents.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Meerkat 100% would have posh British accents with how they look around.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Ask the British (and apparently Australians too) about that and we might say meerkats are Russian on account of a very popular set of insurance TV advertisements.

    That said, I haven't watched TV in earnest for a few years at this point, specifically before Russia fell from favour, so I'm not sure whether that's affected their popularity or not.

    And I have no idea what we might have said prior to the ad campaign.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Pidgins would be Italians 100%

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Do you mean pigeons? If so, agreed.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I didn't need a reason to reread Redwall, but you just gave me one

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    This reminds me of The Wild Thornberrys.

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  • I would expect roos to sound very stereotypically Aussie.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    pigs would be speaking pig latin, dont know which accent though.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Somehow I think ducks would have an accent like the old 'transatlantic' accent used by actors from the 1940s.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    they would always be british for some reason.

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  • In my mind Grizzly Bears sound like Maggie Smith.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Foxes would speak with a flemish accent.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Dogs - German (Huskies - Latino)

    Cats - Finnish

    Snakes - Parseltounge (yeah not a country but it's an accent anyway)

    Rodents - British

    Birds - Arabic

    Bugs - Hungarian

    Lions - French

    Dolphins - American (new york specifically)

    Squirrels - Russian

    Fish - Indian (I'm under the water please send help)

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  • [+] -9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    This encourages racist responses, but no one will notice until a people of color are involved.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Giraffes will speak with a Tanzanian accent

    Oh, no! How racist

    Idiot

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    You're the only one to comment with the accent of a people of color. You read my comment and then picked an African animal and gave it the accent of one of the African countries where it lives.

    Congratulations for proving me wrong after being aware of my comment. But your entry wasn't at all funny or enlightening, so we all lose.

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