Animals already have regional accents!
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Koalas would be Bogan. "Luk at mee n ah'll scratch ye eyes owt ya pommy cant!"
Meerkat 100% would have posh British accents with how they look around.
Ask the British (and apparently Australians too) about that and we might say meerkats are Russian on account of a very popular set of insurance TV advertisements.
That said, I haven't watched TV in earnest for a few years at this point, specifically before Russia fell from favour, so I'm not sure whether that's affected their popularity or not.
And I have no idea what we might have said prior to the ad campaign.
Pidgins would be Italians 100%
Do you mean pigeons? If so, agreed.
Somehow I think ducks would have an accent like the old 'transatlantic' accent used by actors from the 1940s.
Dogs - German (Huskies - Latino)
Cats - Finnish
Snakes - Parseltounge (yeah not a country but it's an accent anyway)
Rodents - British
Birds - Arabic
Bugs - Hungarian
Lions - French
Dolphins - American (new york specifically)
Squirrels - Russian
Fish - Indian (I'm under the water please send help)
This encourages racist responses, but no one will notice until a people of color are involved.
All racism is stereotyping, but maybe not all stereotyping is racist.
Moose would sound like John Goodman doing a decent accent.
Canada Geese could sound like peewee herman on meth.
Bears? Dunno.
What evidence do you have for that ?
/That'll do pig. That'll do.
Giraffes will speak with a Tanzanian accent
Oh, no! How racist
Idiot
You're the only one to comment with the accent of a people of color. You read my comment and then picked an African animal and gave it the accent of one of the African countries where it lives.
Congratulations for proving me wrong after being aware of my comment. But your entry wasn't at all funny or enlightening, so we all lose.
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