Tumbler screenshot: my pronouns are they/he/it because they he-it me over the head with hammers whenever i make lame pronoun jokes. me pronouns are they/her because they her-d my bad jokes and hit me over the head with hammers. my pronouns are she/it bc- OH SHE-IT THEYRE BACK WITH THE FUCKING HAMMERS

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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My pronouns are annoying and make you want to scratch because they/it/she.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    mine are he/him, because he-hem (*clears throat*), I am waiting for my pink hammer, Potter, and its been 10 minutes already

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    My pronouns are she/her because :3

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    My pronouns are her and she, because I love chocolate so much that I'll even eat the shitty type that tastes like vomit to Europeans.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    He/They... Because I'll never be Him.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    my all time favorite pronoun joke is a Mario voice actor calmly saying

    "oh you're into pronouns huh?..."

    before transitioning into a full Mario tell..

    "well how about YOU LET ME SHE/THEM TIDDIES-"

    before breaking and laughing hysterically as the audio cuts out

    childish? sure, but listening to Mario make a pronoun joke about boobs at the top of his lungs will never not be funny to me.

    A close second is a TikTok type video where the punchline is "Me going into the gender neutral bathroom about to take the biggest she/it of my LIFE"

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