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[–] 20 points 1 year ago

While accusing Bender of cheating on her with two prostitutes:

Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true. So I will!

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 year ago

    Me... want... engulf... Bender! RAAWWWRRR!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fire detected in the vicinity of Leela.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Not really a line but every time the ship violently crashes the crew just casually stroll out.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    "you could just play with my buttons till you find something we both enjoy"

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    No one loves you cause you're tiny and you're made of meat.

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