Fred may have been "utterly useless" but I don't see any names for the other animals or human survivors, so good on you Fred.
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She was one wyrd sister
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The survived by section reads like a twelve days of Christmas song
An oldie but an amazing goodie. Thank you, dear OP, for posting this.
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May she Rest in Peace n Party's.
I like how, unlike other animals here, the turtle has no description. I guess the shell-buddy was just neutral. (Also, it's not uncommon that turtles outlive the people who love them. That is the true tragedy of turtles.)
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