This feels straight out of Futurama. They made a robot Santa. Why not Christ.

Matthew 24:36 (NIV): “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

And, uh... AI I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Won’t these religious nut bags just Rapture already.

We don’t want them on this planet.

An old man, desperate for more life, appeals to any higher power that would give him an audience. Of course he is grasping at straws, but that's how you know the disgraced ex-CEO is desperate.

Wait. Aren't they supposed to not worthship anything but the christ? Wouldn't an AI be concidered an idol?

i misread as "... coming from Christ's rectum"

Gelsinger. I wouldn't have figured.

If these people actually followed John 13:34 rather than, I dunno, doing the exact opposite, maybe we would hasten Christ? Matthew 25:31, anyone? That’s the one that says getting into heaven is about helping the poor, the sick, the foreign, the prisoner?

How is it a Christian nation when its behavior is so Anti-Christ? I have a hard time believing any party, never mind the Right, actually enacting policy aligned with Christ’s message. They are so fixated on Christ as a cult of personality rather than listen to his words and living by those messages. They’ll quote Deuteronomy & Leviticus left & right and forget that Jesus said none of that really matters compared to Love One Another (Matthew 7:12).