The arbiter will not stand for this.

After what Microsoft did with the Cortana character, they don't even really own Halo anymore. Just the "copyright"

Where in the hell is his adams apple. Does it hide behind his neckgina.

I was looking at pictures of him when he was younger trying to figure it out and I realized he has always looked like a bitch.

Got to love how they depict him as a muscular superhero figure. He has never looked like that in his life.