When was the right week?

We need you back in the fight soldier, we need to make cat girls (and boys) a reality.

I've been fucking the dog for decades.

The issue is not more/less salt in the oceans, but fewer and less reliable sources of freshwater.

Oceans getting less salt

Rivers and lakes in Canada getting more salt

But I think they were referring to running out of reliable fresh water due to drought

I suppose that's only a short-term effect.
Long-term prognosis should be the oceans getting saltier because of the rivers carrying salt into the oceans until the equilibrium between salt being carried into the oceans and salt being sedimented at the ocean bed has been restored.
Well, in geological time frames 'short-term' can be quite a long timespan.

You're halfway there! If the oceans are getting less salty, where else's the extra water coming from?

I'm trying to imagine the world from this cat's point of view. Relying on smells, sounds, touch and vibration. I bet she can hear and smell small critters just fine, but would she be able to successfully hunt them?

Humans are naturally curious and lean towards the scientific method, that's why we always need a disclaimer, don't TRY this, they still will.

Last time cats drank this much salt water was the Hoover administration!

Well this is partially true. I'm pretty sure even a cat on a perfect diet will still have very high chances of developing chronic kidney disease in old age because it is just common in cats.

Could be wrong but my understanding is that It's partially because their kidneys are so efficient that they often get kidney disease in late age. They're always under a super high workload.

That's why they don't like taking baths

I feel like that just because of their body size and the fact that they sweat.

Part tortoise on account of the tortoiseshell, which is an adjacent water animal

Not a great white either. Basically unchanged for hundreds of millions of years and absolute apex in every way.

Not trying to be that guy, but it's urea, which breaks down to ammonia due to microbial action once it's out of the cat. If a cat is pissing ammonia, it has big problems and needs to see a vet.

Other contributors to awful cat piss smell are mercaptans, the same compounds responsible for the scent of skunk spray, and pheromones and fatty acids released when the cat is spraying versus normal urination. It's all compounded by cats being adapted for arid environments so their urine is much more concentrated than human urine.

I love cats but they're gross little fuckers sometimes.

It's absolutely a thing, I've had several cats in my life look nearly on the brink of death before basically forcing them to drink or eat turned them around completely. They can be very stubborn. Fountains help a lot because in nature moving water is typically cleaner than standing water, so if your cat always refuses to drink, get a $10 cat fountain on Amazon, it works!

That makes sense, I wonder if it's the case and how common it is. I'll have to ask a vet tech that I know.

I'm under the impression that the basic product itself isn't a concentration, but more of a fermented brew.

Success is being better about producing offspring that can grow old enough to produce offspring better* than everything competing for your niech

*Better is the more optimal rate. Overpopulation is sub optimal

IDK man, whales can live over 200 years.