Close-up of a woman's face, lying in bed, sleeping. She is brutally awakened by an insanely bright beam of sunlight hitting her eyes. Angrily, she gets out of bed. She hangs out her window, shaking her fist at the sun and screaming: Woman: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! IT’S FRICKIN’ 5:30 AM!!!  The sun is hovering calmly above the horizon. Sun: OH, I GOT UP EXTRA EARLY… The sun lights a blunt. Sun: … CUZ TODAY I GONNA GET THE HIGHEST I CAN GET.

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[–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sun: exists
Earth: turns to look at it
Earthlings: What is your problem! I'm trying to sleep!
Sun: wtf

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago*

    At my latitude I think it's more like 4AM on that date 🙃

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    In the southern it's Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the year.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I am confused. The solstice was yesterday (the 20th).

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That was last year. This year it’s the 21st.
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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Happy Solspliff

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Fukkin' FANTASTIC! Inhales deeply

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    5:30? [Laughs in near arctic circle]

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