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‘HIGH NOON’ [OC] (For all the peeps in the Northern Hemisphere - it’s June 21st) (feddit.nl)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
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Close-up of a woman's face, lying in bed, sleeping. She is brutally awakened by an insanely bright beam of sunlight hitting her eyes. Angrily, she gets out of bed. She hangs out her window, shaking her fist at the sun and screaming: Woman: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! IT’S FRICKIN’ 5:30 AM!!! The sun is hovering calmly above the horizon. Sun: OH, I GOT UP EXTRA EARLY… The sun lights a blunt. Sun: … CUZ TODAY I GONNA GET THE HIGHEST I CAN GET.
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[–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sun: exists
Earth: turns to look at it
Earthlings: What is your problem! I'm trying to sleep!
Sun: wtf

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