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Gotta admit, I'm a bit jelly.

This makes me jealous since I'm so isolated not even scammers message me.

Wait, you too? I thought this was exclusive to intelligent and handsome intellectuals like me.

It sounded well worded until

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Why would I want to join them? They've done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!

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I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.

Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(

It's supposed to be secret, you failed! Shouldn't have posted this.

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