Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.

Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

How dare you, officer! That is a person, and she has a name. Her name is Medicinal.

Sorry officer, I'll have your daughter home by ten.

I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

Sir, that's my wife, and you're calling my wife a whore.

Not if I film it.

Reminds me of a joke.

An inspector is touring a hospital, and as they walk around they see a gorgeous nurse giving a blowjob to a patient. the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor explains "he has a rare condition where he needs to get relieved regularly or be in debilitating pain", the inspector lets it go and continue,

then they see someone sitting in the middle of the hallway masturbating.

the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor says "same condition, different insurance"

She’s my…accountant.

All my prostitutes are medicinal. I’m planning to stay very healthy.

We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

First of all, she is a emotional support natural intelligence robot.

Hugh Grant, that you?

I've always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested

I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

Yeah, well, I'm suffering from epididymal hypertension, so unless you're gonna lend a hand, I think this should be covered by insurance

"What? No, we're celebrating with expensive champagne being delivered to this cheap ass hotel we're staying at."

Excuse me officer but who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

Looks like a certain officer doesn't know about "sexual healing" huh?