This is Cortana all over again. And I don't remember people using Cortana at all...

Users: We are putting our PFP as clippy because it symbolises a time where software worked locally and just wanted to help without spying on you.

Microsoft: wow they love that lil clippy fella let's make co pilot into a piss blob that floats around the screen spouting random facts its learnt from surveiling the users every move. It will be like their own personal FBI agent they will love it.

A drop of piss?

It's Mico, the co-peelet!

This will be the (fifth?) time Microsoft has tried to implement virtual assistants. And they are still exceedingly inefficient at it.

Sorry Mico, you gotta go

I thought capitalism was about supply and demand. We demand something and corporations supply it. Who demanded this crap?

Bro, one more rebrand bro, then it'll work bro. This time it'll work bro

Oh man, they even have it wearing glasses and looking a lot like Microsoft Bob!

Why doesn't anyone do history anymore? There really is so much to be learned.

A drop of cum

There are so many characters they can't do, it's like trying to choose a sports team mascot these days.

They still screwed it up.

Ah, now computers can be infected with fungi along with worms and viruses.

they really just called it michael

How do we murder it quickly

I'd rather not

This lil piss guy gave me an idea.

We're gunna put AI and connectivity in Elf On A Shelf. The kids will be able to give their Christmas lists and confess their sins to the AI controlled Elf, which will have it's own Amazon wishlist.

The Elf will weigh the sins of the child, and deeming them worthy, will automatically order the appropriate gifts off the list, which will be delivered via drone down the chimney Christmas Eve, once the Elf determines the child has gone to sleep.

There is only room for one Micro in my heart and that is Micro Micrófono from 31 Minutos. Microsoft should be ashamed 😜 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dX9zd5pQJms

No

Cool. I’ll keep enjoying my Mac.

I will only ever speak to a machine if it can't hear me, and I'm cursing at it.

Gross