My favorites:

  • "Awe thanks, you too! ☺" (as if I misheard them)
  • *shakes head* "diarrhea"

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[–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

Yeah we're talking about different kinds of shoplifting 😅 I suppose I should've posted this to c/illegalism, but I wanted to support this instance

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Oh it just occurred to me why you're saying the thing about buying something. Even when I shop like a regular customer, I still decline to show my receipt, both as personal practice and to help destigmatizate it for anyone who is actually stealing

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yeah that's the only kind of shoplifting people should be doing

    I mean, I think it's obvious that I disagree?

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Lol idk I've never shopped at Costco. I did experiment with sneaking in just to see if I could, but I didn't get anything

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 1 year ago

    In the States, at Walmart, someone's entire job is to stand at the door and ask to see receipts.

    Edit: Also I'm lowkey offended and annoyed that you assume I'm a noob and, as such, wrote your comment with a condescending tone

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