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[–] 45 points 1 year ago

Maybe he was confused by all the due process

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Dude went full Karen!

    "I wanna talk to your manager! Where's my manager!?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    The whole thing is a goldmine of little quotations.

    "Are you Haitian?"

    And:

    "Okay. Awesome."

    "Own up to your mistakes, man. You're a grown adult."

    The big smile / face of preparedness on the face of the black guy walking up to the car was pretty excellent too, as is the unanimous consensus in the comments that they're happy this dude is getting hemmed up.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    At one point the DUI ICE boy was like "Don't take my kids".

    ICE's whole MO is taking children from their families.

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  • Honestly, the whole thing is darkly comic. He shifts from threatening ("Your corporal doesn't mean shit to me" "Are you Haitian?") to almost crying while asking for special treatment because we're supposed to be allies, brother. Honestly if I had been the cop, I would have been extremely tempted to reference his initial behavior on the stop when explaining why he wasn't getting any special friendly kid gloves "we're all law enforcement" treatment. I do think staying professional about it and trying to actually build some sympathy was probably the right call, but I don't think I would have been super nice about any of it after that point.

    As a broader point I would really encourage ICE to keep doing this kind of thing, trying to bully other law enforcement agencies and tear-gassing the police in Chicago. You don't need any kind of support from anyone guys, you're not embedded into a wider society and it's not at all important what kind of narrative nuggets penetrate into the public consciousness to make it clear to everyone what a piece of shit you are. No one can touch you. Just do whatever you want to everyone, it'll be fine.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    "Are we really doing this?"

    "come on guys"

    "we're both law enforcement"

    "I'm going through a divorce right now"

    "I wanna talk to your supervisor"

    "lame."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    In the time it took me to watch that, the likes went from 8.0k to 8.1k.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Better cancel his tightrope walking debut

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Lock Him Up!^3^

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I spent a lot more time watching that than I expected.

    Fuck ICE.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    He’ll be sober in a few hours when #Nokings protests restarts. His mobster needs another Juanita to rape.

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