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I'll Never Think of the Tooth Fairy the Same (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are just not enough corpses in the suitable age groups any more.

Remember, the Tooth Fairy is after milk teeth!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So, why doesn't tooth fairy dig up dead children to get teeth?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's propably also an question of economics.
    Renting an excavator to dig a 2m deep hole + extensive carpentry and dental work...
    Sooo much easier and cost efficient to just pay an Euro and get 100% fresh merchandize!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Because they have to be “fresh” teeth.

    You could ask why tooth fairies don’t hang out in morgues waiting for recently dead children… they do! They just need more teeth than that so they have to use risk the sleeping live children and pay for them.

    Plus someone would notice if the teeth were missing from the children after they die.

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    • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    They need to be fresh and young

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Oh, you've changed. You're not the same man I liked when I came into the party.

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