I mean, if it looks stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid.

But at the same time, what the fuck is going on in Arizona that their brains can be fixed with a toaster?

Being approved by the FDA is a really low bar at this point

This one works too, I'll take it instead. Guaranteed to cure depression on the first shot.

Why do I smell burnt toast?

Ooh. Brain Degausser!

Wear it in the bath

MY HALPY HELMET ALSO MAKES ME HELMET HORNY

I think the trick to it curing people is that they realize an electromagnetic pulse tapping on your skull rapidly for a few seconds over half an hour sucks more than being depressed.

Or maybe it just didn't work for me.

For me all it took was succeeding at life. After 45 longs years. Then my depression virtually disappeared.