That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

“Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

“Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

“Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

“You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

“Parkinson’s,” he replied.

The posters and signs would be great

Lol the kids wouldn't get it anyway lol

Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.