They gave it to Kissinger after a decade of firebombing South East Asia, murdering a million peasants who only wanted a plot of land to grow rice after a century of French colonial dictatorship, denying the Vietnamese people their basic human right to democracy the entire god damn time.

That was over 5 decades ago. The prize is a joke, decided by oligarchs who are not like us, and do not stand for peace... always has been.

the winner would be the one that convices the other "we shouldn't fight"

You just want to see Trump get his face pummeled in on TV. Don't worry, we all do.

This gives me Idiocracy vibes.

Granted the entire...... Everything, is giving those vibes too.

Why pay per view? It shouldn't be locked, allow all the world to see why the person deserves the prize.

Get ready for the No Bell Piece Prize Battle Royale. "You want a piece of me?"

The Nobel Peace Prize, brought to you by Carl's Jr.