I want a pet fart spider.
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Isn't "Methane-powered sea spiders discovered crawling on ocean floor" enough creepy for you?
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I mean, they're on the sea floor. They more than likely cant possibly survive depressurizing to get on land.
Inaccurate title. They don't consume methane at all. They 'farm' methane powered bacteria that deposits sugars and fats.
They aren't methane powered, the bacteria is. They are sugar and fat powered.
we should send them to saturns moon, Titan, where it rains methane like it rains water on earth
def worth it
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because someones gonna be unhappy about jokes relating to space pollution or something, /s
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