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[–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Probably one of the dozens of times he went to Epstein's Caribbean island. I mean, if he isnt a pedophile (apparently), what else would he be doing there?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The pool would turn brown within moments. They're probably all "out of order" when he's around.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Does he look like he swims? Or do any exercise for that matter...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    That's so weird, I was just having that conversation with my SO. We're convinced water is his nemesis. He's like the aliens in Signs.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    He drowns in his own BS every day.

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    Wish he'd try it and drown.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He swims in a pool of fat sweats and diaper leavings every day.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.

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