That may be the least likely thing to ever be stated.

Can I somehow make money off of this failure?

Lmao. Legacy media is hanging by a thread and the clock is ticking

Where have I heard of this before?

Don't care, is my HBO Max subscription price going down, then? No? Figured.

I didn't even know HBO Max had CNN. Who's gonna miss it?

I just hope they keep access to “Have I got news for you “ cuz I need my Amber Ruffin fix. If they fuck it up, I’ll have to see if it can be found on the high seas.