Every day my mouth says dairy, every day the rest of me says noooo

Mouth wins nearly every time lmfao

I trick myself by adding enough hot sauce that it doesn't even really seem like a dairy product anymore. I manage to forget the pain after about 2weeks and the cycle repeats.

Yes.

I know what you mean and you qualify it as unsweetened but never refer to evaporated milk and unsweetened condensed milk being interchangeable as this can create confusion. Condensed milk is sweet.

The recipe calls for evaporated milk, which is not sweet.

It appears to be a melted white cheese with a sprinkle of bacon bits