He may be able to hurt you, but you should be okay until April or so.

Looks like this was made with bear hands...

Colbert Report version of Stephen Colbert would not be okay with this.

Bear #747 of Katmai Park is nicknamed Colbert because he has one wonky ear. I'm going to have to rework this with 747's head.

BEARS!!!

Missed opportunity for a Coal Bear that's black instead of brown.

This explains why he stopped highlighting the dangers of bears in his shows.

Hand-made slop is still less depressing than AI-generated slop. It's godawful but it's made by a person, and that counts for something these days.

Why is Col. Bear out of uniform?

Looks great to me! What's your beef?

Looks warm and fuzzy, not cold bear at all.

Polar bear would've been better. "Cold Bear"

Any second now someone will be along to decry this half-arsed Photoshop as AI (n.b. Autocomplete fucked-up every word in this sentence somehow).

Coal Bear, Smokey's arch-nemesis!

At least it's not AI.