And God doesn't get stockings? What's even the point, then? God...

I only celebrate the pagan celebrations like the Yule tree, Spring celebration of the goddess Eostre, etc. Fortunately that's where the roots of all the good stuff like Christmas trees (Yule log), Santa (Odin), and Easter bunny come from, so reall Christianity doesn't figure into the equation at all.

But those are the worst parts. I just want dinner and to see grandma while she still kicking.

You can be a theistic Marxist, such as cats who obviously worship and act on Bast's behalf

Thought I was in dad jokes for a second. Well played! 😂

Nah, cats are buddhist. See how they dgaf? That’s a sure tell

(But that was a nice pun)

Look at how much of Christmas doesn't involve the birth of Jesus.

• Mistletoe
• Gingerbread
• Grinch
• Santa
• Elves
• Flying reindeer
• Trees and decorations
• Yule logs
• Crackers
• Stocking
• Cards
• All the food and drink
• Office parties
• Consumer sales

Etc.

Same for japanese, if manga and anime are any indication.

Human just needs a winter gorge and christmas has a nice concept. Call it yulfest if you want.

Too low a bar. I only go after jokes that adults can walk under comfortably. What do I look like? A catholic priest?

Darnit. Broke my rule

There was an old lady on my street with about 2 dozen feline pets. She was a Cataholic.

When the Prophet (pbuh) wanted to get up and pray but his cat was sleeping on the sleeves of one of his robes; so he merely cut the sleeves off his clothing in order to not disturb the cat.

I can respect that. You never disturb a sleeping kitty.

I'm pretty sure British Shorthairs are Anglican.

Sister Minnie 🤌

No they’re not, they’re Catholic. It’s literally in the name.