the nerve of you trying to lay on their bed

It’s an honour when a cat happily shares their bed with you. And such a beauty, too!

Youre a guest on his island in his house

I think you'll find it's HIS bed

You have been selected by the cat distribution network. Good luck and it's dinner time.

I can't go to places like this. Any cats with no owner that are nice to me would be kidnapped. Do you know how bothersome and expensive it is to transfer a cat from a country to another? No. I would rather not meet any new cats or dogs (or any pets I could get attached. I have issues) lol

hah, sound like my time there back in 2018

"Welcome to Crete! Where's my fish?"

He will even share his fleas with you, enjoy

Sure Jen. your bed.

I think that's your little friend's bed.