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[–] 71 points 1 year ago (16 children)

I'd give someone a high five for wearing that, it fits in the sub.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I thought it looked like it could fold up neatly, making it ideal for bringing on a submarine since you don't get a lot of storage space.

    Or I'm a dom and think it seems just about right to roll into a usable shape, dip it in the lube barrel and stuff into a consenting adult partner.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm calling dibs on that band name.

    lube barrel

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    I think it's a type of sandwich

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    That's a "'hoagie" & I'll die on that hill!

    EDIT: although I'll grant "Hoagieway" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I sure hope it's fucking offensive.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you were to just burn the body, hood and all, they wouldn’t be as offended by the prospective of unmasking them.

    Like how trump’s biggest fear right now is release of the Epstein files. (And I have no idea why my iPhone autocorrected his name to lowercase but I’m leaving it. Ladies and gentlemen, Apple Intelligence!)

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well now I'm offended but only because that should be "to whom" in the upper section.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I'd like that shirt.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Shit, I'd wear it again the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. Yes, that's a lot of laundry. But it'll be worth it.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    "But lynching people is wrong!"

    "Absolutely! Couldn't agree more!"

    I gotta wonder how fast you'll get banned on Reddit for posting this tweet.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I thought this was this but its a similar but different shirt

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